There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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