Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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