wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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