all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Never joke about your clitoris.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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