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  how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.

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• This is why microwave ovens were invented.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 8, 12 at 9:16pm

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• What did your fortune cookie tell you..?

  Submitted by dudewalker on Feb 9, 12 at 10:14am

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• Did it also say you're a complete dickhead??

  Submitted by T_boned on Feb 9, 12 at 6:48am

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• You're too hungover to turn a dial, but you can still send perfectly literate texts, god I hate these types of texts, "Dude, I'm so fucking drunk right now, it's positively ridiculous, I'm cant even see straight, so intoxicated" STFU

  Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Feb 8, 12 at 5:30pm

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  • dude. nobody likes the people that complain on here all the fucking time. stfu.

    Submitted by MJCity on Feb 9, 12 at 1:10am

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    • what if someone named their kid Stfu?

      Submitted by puffandstuff on Feb 9, 12 at 10:06am

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• This seems like it is past tense bro

  Submitted by pnr on Feb 8, 12 at 6:19pm

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• well in a galaxy far far away..

  Submitted by goosetastic on Feb 8, 12 at 8:19pm

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• Because it is a horoscope dumbass!

  Submitted by Problywasme on Feb 8, 12 at 8:43pm

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  Submitted by abidss on Feb 8, 12 at 8:49pm

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