No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
he's single and there are thong briefs.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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