she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I look better un-naked...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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