Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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