Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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