So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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