question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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