I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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