DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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