she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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