Define "chronic" masturbator.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I didn't notice because vodka
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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