i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are two peas in an std pod
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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