I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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