I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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