She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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