i permit you to call me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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