He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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