iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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