Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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