So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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