Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Drunk is not a location!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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