fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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