i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Enjoy the penises
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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