Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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