I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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