Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You may now shotgun with the bride
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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