Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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