Still laughing at this text.
I can't stop.
That's amazing.
What is the guy gonna be like
"Hm," *takes out cell phone* "This looks much different than the photo." Hahhaa seriously??
my friend sent me that before exactly and she was serious...but i didn't have a picture cause i have a loaner phone that looks like zack morris's from save by the bell.
and I SAY DUDE allllllllllllll the time!
Ha...chicks don't say dude? Man that's a new one on me. This vagina and tits I've been lugging around like a burden for 21 years are really a tiny penis and moobs I suppose
umm i think if one of my friends asked for me to give a pic of my vagina so she could send it to a guy i'd be like dude what the fuck are you serious?
i hate how people say these texts are fake anyway, it ruins the humor of it
true but i have never seen lips like mine before so i doubt that would work. although i'm not sure how much attention guys pay to what the vagina looks like...
lol i dont know about ALL guys, but i definately pay attention to what a vagina looks like. You dont wanna fuck something that looks like someone put an m80 in an arbys sandwich.
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