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(360): View more from Washington

No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper

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He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.

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(917): View more from New York City

If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you

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Those had pot in them

(917): View more from New York City

And good luck on your interview asshole

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(901): View more from Tennessee

so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist

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(615): View more from Tennessee

is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.

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