There was a chick that randomly showed up at our condo at spring break. Initially we called her the drifter, because we were sure this was not her first time to crash at a strangers condo. Then she F***ed one fraternity brother, went to bed with another, and pissed all over him. Her name was quickly, and appropriately, changed to pisser.
i was so freaked out when it happened to me, i layed on a towel the rest of the night and when i woke up you couldn't see it.....
i never said anything.
the second time i ever hung out with my ex, i had 15 shots of patron silver and peed all over him while we were cuddling, but we were together for almost two years after that.....then again, notice the usage of the past tense in this post.....
had a crush on this kid for a little while now, we finally hung out, i woke up in the middle of the night cold, realized it was wet around me, thought i wet the bed, then realized it was him... we were spooning
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