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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job

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But since it's on AT&T, you keep getting teeth

Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jul 11, 10 at 2:02pm

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The iPhone is more like constantly getting fucked in the ass by Apple. Without lube.

Submitted by betteroffded on Jul 11, 10 at 2:07pm

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Wow. This guy needs a girl that gives head the right way. iPhone is nothing compared to good head!!

Submitted by livnlrg8 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:21pm

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you know you're a nerd when you compare technology to sex

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:44pm

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Those that complain dont have an iphone... Yet.

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 11, 10 at 2:31pm

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- I chose a droid over an iphone. No amount of prettiness is worth AT&T's garbage service. Maybe when they come to Verizon I'll get one.
  
  Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jul 11, 10 at 9:31pm
  
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Stop submitting texts Apple!

Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 11, 10 at 10:47pm

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Not sure where you're getting your bj's

Submitted by deannasausages on Jul 12, 10 at 12:28am

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Which is why you're not getting blowjobs...

Submitted by CherryPoppa on Jul 11, 10 at 3:35pm

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is that why it costs so much?????

Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Jul 11, 10 at 4:33pm

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It's a phone not the second coming of Jesus. Everyone calm down.

Submitted by zealous on Jul 11, 10 at 2:17pm

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- jesus never came
  
  Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:32am
  
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  - WRONG! There was a Jesus of Nazareth, there is undeniable evidence of that. The only debate is whether or not he was the son of God which you would know if you weren't retarded.
    
    Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:41pm
    
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It's NOT just a phone! It's the best phone ever made! It's like having a pocket BJ machine! It only comes in 2nd to great head with swallow! Anything less than that... iPhone wins!

Submitted by ibitebcareful on Jul 11, 10 at 2:43pm

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3:07 4G is bullshit anyway, it's the same speed as at

Submitted by Joey27 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:19am

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- 4G = 4th gen.
  
  Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 8:55am
  
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Awww, how cute. Someone finally got a smartphone that can multi-task. Nothing like 3 year old technology.

Submitted by xanok on Jul 11, 10 at 7:03pm

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- iPhone....multi-task....am I missing something here?
  
  Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 8:54am
  
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Hell yes. iPhones fucking rule.

Submitted by MandatoryPants on Jul 12, 10 at 3:16am

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With the isperm app you can even jack your phone off

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 12, 10 at 12:09am

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iPhone's the shit :)

Submitted by Natty17 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:54am

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I too would be a mad mufucka if I didn't have an iPhone :)

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 11, 10 at 2:48pm

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

Submitted by iamsofly on Jul 12, 10 at 10:45pm

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Too bad the iPhone is NOT the best phone around. It's not even 4G capable and costs way too much. Also, no phone is as good as a piece of ass, unless they're doing it completely wrong.

Submitted by guberjr on Jul 11, 10 at 3:07pm

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For sure.

Submitted by xKcDqC on Jul 11, 10 at 1:55pm

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Agree with rosamondmoonpie

Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 11, 10 at 6:27pm

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I usually compare it to having a second dick. I mean, you always end up playing with it when you're bored...

Submitted by MJ89 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:20am

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news flash: iphones suck dick

Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:34am

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Oh look at all the butthurt verizon customers all upset they can't have the iPhone :) haters.

Submitted by bombshellxxp on Jul 11, 10 at 9:39pm

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Sure is

Submitted by Fuckthissss on Jul 11, 10 at 1:35pm

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There's an app for that?

Submitted by boolou on Jul 13, 10 at 3:14am

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The iPhone is like a 14 year old virgin boy.\nTouch and jizz.\n\nMhmm.

Submitted by lewlew on Jul 12, 10 at 3:18am

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Except AT

Submitted by praznick on Jul 11, 10 at 6:51pm

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Definatly agree with 1:43

Submitted by cocksuck on Jul 11, 10 at 1:58pm

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I bet $100 this was written by an apple rep

Submitted by ocean_eyes on Jul 13, 10 at 2:47pm

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thumbs down beeecause..I don't know.. Haha, they're girls that hate giving head?

Submitted by everydayexcuse on Jul 11, 10 at 5:21pm

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Thera an app for that \n\n\n yay the new bj app costs one socil life

Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 11, 10 at 11:01pm

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Yes someone understands!!!

Submitted by timberwolf1984 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:04pm

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That must be awful! You never cum??

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 12, 10 at 1:31pm

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Ur dumb

Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 12, 10 at 12:14am

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A very helpful blowjob

Submitted by nilesf1 on Nov 2, 13 at 9:27pm

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Let me rephrase. A blow job from a guy

Submitted by crapbag727 on Jul 13, 10 at 4:19pm

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Still lol'ing at all the teenage trend-whores who think the iPhone is the most amazing thing since sliced bread. PROTIP: Nothing about it is new or revolutionary, all Apple did was make it look pretty and simplify everything to the point of being almost useless. Inb4"umad"

Submitted by betteroffded on Jul 12, 10 at 11:55pm

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Hell yeah

Submitted by arv4lyf on Jul 11, 10 at 3:56pm

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The iPhone is better than sex, no question. Once you hit age 40, the electronic toys win.

Submitted by frodis65 on Jul 11, 10 at 8:09pm

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Why would anyone give this a thumbs down?

Submitted by daywalker91 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:43pm

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Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jul 11, 10 at 2:02pm

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Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 11, 10 at 2:31pm

Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jul 11, 10 at 9:31pm

Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 11, 10 at 10:47pm

Submitted by deannasausages on Jul 12, 10 at 12:28am

Submitted by CherryPoppa on Jul 11, 10 at 3:35pm

Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Jul 11, 10 at 4:33pm

Submitted by zealous on Jul 11, 10 at 2:17pm

Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:32am

Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:41pm

Submitted by ibitebcareful on Jul 11, 10 at 2:43pm

Submitted by Joey27 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:19am

Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 8:55am

Submitted by xanok on Jul 11, 10 at 7:03pm

Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 13, 10 at 8:54am

Submitted by MandatoryPants on Jul 12, 10 at 3:16am

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 12, 10 at 12:09am

Submitted by Natty17 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:54am

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 11, 10 at 2:48pm

Submitted by iamsofly on Jul 12, 10 at 10:45pm

Submitted by guberjr on Jul 11, 10 at 3:07pm

Submitted by xKcDqC on Jul 11, 10 at 1:55pm

Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 11, 10 at 6:27pm

Submitted by MJ89 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:20am

Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:34am

Submitted by bombshellxxp on Jul 11, 10 at 9:39pm

Submitted by Fuckthissss on Jul 11, 10 at 1:35pm

Submitted by boolou on Jul 13, 10 at 3:14am

Submitted by lewlew on Jul 12, 10 at 3:18am

Submitted by praznick on Jul 11, 10 at 6:51pm

Submitted by cocksuck on Jul 11, 10 at 1:58pm

Submitted by ocean_eyes on Jul 13, 10 at 2:47pm

Submitted by everydayexcuse on Jul 11, 10 at 5:21pm

Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 11, 10 at 11:01pm

Submitted by timberwolf1984 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:04pm

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 12, 10 at 1:31pm

Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 12, 10 at 12:14am

Submitted by nilesf1 on Nov 2, 13 at 9:27pm

Submitted by crapbag727 on Jul 13, 10 at 4:19pm

Submitted by betteroffded on Jul 12, 10 at 11:55pm

Submitted by arv4lyf on Jul 11, 10 at 3:56pm

Submitted by frodis65 on Jul 11, 10 at 8:09pm

Submitted by daywalker91 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:43pm

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