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  When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.

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• I never understood why people bitch about posts on this site.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:08pm

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• I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "BLAH I AM A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA!!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:34pm

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  • nice Juno reference.

    Submitted by lindsey11213 on Sep 6, 11 at 2:27pm

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• You know it's kraken

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:37pm

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• Whats with all these people wanting to get married over dumb shit about?

  Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 9, 10 at 6:26pm

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• The more you say fuck the cooler you get

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:33pm

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• Thank you, I'm tired of soviet Russia so now I'm Nazi Germany. Fuck soviet russia!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:59pm

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• I literally laughed outloud at this one :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:18pm

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• Heh. I thought of Bert McCracken when I read this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:37am

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• Yyryfhdfyygcxdrgsertrttjjjvhhuiijgig

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:37pm

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• And yet, this makes me proud to be Ontarian.

  Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 9, 10 at 6:44pm

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• RELEASE

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:18pm

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• (519): when he unzipped his pants he said "release the kraken" ... thats weird so we're breaking up soon.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:22pm

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• It's 'Kraken', damnit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:14pm

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• Canadians smoke better weed at cheaper prices and enjoy less police brutality than their American counter parts, so all y'all hater can eat a dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:15am

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• 11:37 mmm me too. Haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:34pm

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• 10 points for the Nazi Germany post <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:44pm

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• Lmao!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:33pm

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• This is fucking stupid.\n\n"Yo you liked my nickname for my piece? Cool cool babe we should get married."\n"Yay!"

  Submitted by Brendomination on Feb 9, 10 at 6:13pm

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• What's a krackin...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:32am

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• Ummmm

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:12pm

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• Krackin is a mythoglical beast much like a giant squid. It has said the be the beast of bermuda. Nautical science major.. :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:51am

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  • Wow, for a nautical science major you should probably stick to playing with your compass. \nThe Kraken is from Scandinavian mythology (Norway/Iceland), no where near Bermuda. Anthropology/Mythology major.

    Submitted by Sarcasm34 on Feb 10, 10 at 9:45am

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• LMFAO.!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:37am

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• Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:09pm

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• Don't do it. Real life isn't fuckin MLIA.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:58pm

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• 12:15 I actually like Canadians (I live in NYC and two of my best friends are French-canadians) but wow your a dick! And I gotta say, canadians deffenatlly do not have better weed for cheaper prices. I bought a dime and it was so good I could barely stand

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:37am

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• Retard that's not funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:40pm

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• KRAKCEN

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:19pm

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• Russian, ur a disgrace to ur country.....! Who cares if someone says something about getting married in their TFLN text..... Find something more productive to bitch about......

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:52pm

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• What's cracken homes?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:53pm

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• Cool

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:03pm

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• 8:09 they are not actually, Mexican/Latinos are the majority

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:39am

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• Fuck you peeps, Russia ftw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:43pm

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• 620 what are you 12

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:43pm

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• 11:37.. Nice

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:07am

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• canadians have better weed!? ha. ahaha. hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:55am

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• In Soviet Russia, Kraken unzips his pants and YOU fall out!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:59pm

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• i wonder that the girl texted her friend the next morning

  Submitted by Yurper on Feb 9, 10 at 7:10pm

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• 8:34, I thought that was you...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:54pm

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• In Nazi Germany the kraken cracks both of you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:15pm

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• nautical science major? smart fucking choice in today's economy buddy. I'm sure you'll do great knowing more about literal sea men than anyone else

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:22am

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• F@ggot Canadian, Africa rules!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:47pm

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• You don't need to waste your life on a nautical science degree to know what the Kracken is; just rent "Clash of the Titans."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:44am

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• HAHA too funny. But don't get married if that's the only reason

  Submitted by lovgrows4myrose on Feb 10, 10 at 4:35am

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• Stupid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:16pm

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• Shut the fuck up you fuckin fuck if anyone fucking says anything again about fucking getting married on fuckin TFLN Ima mcfuck somebody up. Oooooooh she liked my soviet Russia joke, Ima get married!!! Fuck yooooooouuuuuu Soviet Russia ftw

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:20pm

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• With a K.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:46pm

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• Uh, 8:34 - do you think you're the only person who saw "Juno"?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:27am

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• Best bedroom line ever.

  Submitted by Sinvisigoth on Feb 10, 10 at 9:48am

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• Wat the hell that's not funny . Rub my dick.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:43pm

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• the

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:19pm

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• first of all it's kraken. secondly how is the marriage joke not played out yet?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:43pm

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• Yessssssss

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:36pm

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• If a guy really did that to me, I would definitely marry him.

  Submitted by ciaojessie on Feb 11, 10 at 1:24am

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