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• Perhaps this is a lady who doesn't know where her manfriend is

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 11:38am

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• Looks like its time for a diet.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:38pm

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• sound like something someone from boston would say! 617!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 12:29pm

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• Jordie did you steal this one off my cell?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:33pm

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• Sometimes the women folk steal them... You'll get it back when you can be let off the leash

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 8:29pm

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• its that little thing hanging between your legs. I kid you not.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:07pm

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• It's always in the last place you look.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:49pm

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• It's because you don't have one.

  Submitted by alexkoziol23 on Aug 4, 10 at 4:50am

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• extreme shrinkage. what a pity.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:44pm

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• stop popping pills then :-p

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:02pm

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• i have a feeling it is in the general crotch area, i would hope

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:26am

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• find your penis, five dollars five dollars, find your penis

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:20am

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• The attack of Lorain Bobbit

  Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Feb 12, 12 at 4:36pm

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• So ya gotta kid weiner hah?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:58am

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• check the medicine cabinet

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:54am

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• Good so now you can't reproduce

  Submitted by wassupp on Aug 13, 10 at 5:52pm

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• thats cause you dont have one. you got somethin called a VAGINA

  Submitted by XxLundqvistx30X on Jul 7, 10 at 10:53pm

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• It's the same old story of the detachable penis

  Submitted by dickyF on May 22, 10 at 1:46am

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  • Maybe it was those chicks that get it made for them, when they become a dude.. guess the doc did a shitty surgery on attaching it.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 11:01pm

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• I didn't know it came OFF!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:37pm

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• I heard this song on the radio once. He had to buy it back off a homeless man.

  Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 16, 11 at 11:05pm

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• I'll find it for you (:

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 5:25pm

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• I love how everyone either thinks he's fat, or has a small dick. What if this was a chick lookin for her bf? Or a dude fucking a chick, and can't seem to find it? Idk, lmfao

  Submitted by resevl260 on Oct 25, 10 at 5:52pm

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• In soviet russia, penis can't find you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:07pm

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• It's hiding under your FUPA again

  Submitted by NikiDubz on Oct 8, 11 at 6:14pm

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• He has a One Inch Wonder!

  Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Jul 28, 10 at 8:24am

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• Marana Bobbit ate it!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:00pm

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• I have it. For $50 I'll mail it to you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:34pm

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• That's what she said...

  Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Jun 4, 12 at 8:15am

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• What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorraine Bobbit? \n You gunna eat that?!\n\nIf you don't know who they are look it up. It's funny I promise

  Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Dec 7, 11 at 6:56pm

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• Oh my god look at them all their so fat I bet they can't even find their penis...\n Find your penis one dollar find your penis! One dollar one dollar here find tour penis!

  Submitted by mort on Jun 30, 10 at 1:40am

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  • ROFL!!!

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 10:59pm

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