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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My day in three words: secret purse cake
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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