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  • Two things to say: 1. Bull 2. Shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:30am
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  • I'm from Nebraska. this could very well be true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:51am
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  • I would rather jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres than watch someone else jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:51am
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  • My question is, why the hell did you watch the trucker jerk off? that's just gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:58am
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  • I'm convinced you are making this up. There's no way... a) He jerked off to Ellen b) You climbed up, and were close enough to see an Ellen photo. LIES!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:10pm
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  • i don't know whats worse, the fact he was jacking off to a pic of Ellen or that you were watching it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:44pm
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  • It's like a train wreck, I'm thinking, or America's Next Top Model. Once you start wathcing you can't stop no matter how hard you try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:15am
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  • that's just god awful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:17am
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  • How much did that cost you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:38am
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  • why would you watch that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:37am
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  • Agree with 10:58. Truck stops in NE are pretty scary...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:24am
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  • Lol. It is kinda hard to see what a trucker is doing unless youre in a truck next to him. Cause those fuckers are high up. And hey, Ellen isnt THAT bad looking. Obviously someone wanted to hit it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:29pm
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  • And you watched!!!! Damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:27am
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  • I have nothing against lesbians; in fact I have negative things against lesbians (only positive things to say), but Ellen DeGeneres is about as unattractive as pretty much any person who habitually posts on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:22am
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  • Like in the bathroom or what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:26pm
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  • Maybe he was imagining that he was hate fucking her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:38am
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  • Which one of yous the pervert that was watchin me n Ellen have our special time? You jizzed all over the side of my truck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:30am
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  • I bet that felt good...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:32pm
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  • Why would you watch that? Yuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:02pm
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  • ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:31pm
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  • Ellen's the only thing that can get him up anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:49am
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  • It had to be in Nebraska didn't it..that really helps our image

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:49pm
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  • Gets mighty lonely out on the roads. And truckers arent likely to read or watch any of the shit she does, so it's likely he doesn't know she's a splitlicker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:28am
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  • Only in Lincoln would this happen. Of course

    Submitted by nkinsomniac on Mar 9, 10 at 8:10pm
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  • if this really happened, so what... Ellen is pretty hot. *shrug*

    Submitted by decktrio on Mar 28, 10 at 3:57am
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