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  • Haha. there are some many damn prudes on this site. RIM JOBS FEEL GOOD. Get over yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:20pm
  • rim job: check felt good: check kiss afterward: check still gross: check BUT IT FEEL SO GOOD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Seriously, 7:51. You're an asshat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:34pm
  • 7:51 does protest too much....hummmm.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:35pm
  • She belongs to the league of crazy women without inhibitions. There are lots out there, and help keep many of us laid. But the fact that her son called and she came home means she doesn't think about taking care of what she has. You are well rid of her. They are not keepers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:19pm
  • I've licked a girl's ass but no way would I let her do it to me. I'm not even that uptight about it; it's just really fuckin' dangerous back there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:19pm
  • 1:19 are you fucking Dear Abbey??? This isn't a fucking advice column!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:20pm
  • ive gotten a rimjob and it doesnt feel good at all. and i dont think people on here can say the girl was doing it wrong b/c a tongue in your ass is a tongue in your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:51pm
  • 2 girls 1 cup? have fun with SHIT in your mouth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:51pm
  • last person i thought would be on here is dr.phil !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:26pm
  • So you let her do it but wouldn't kiss her? Double standard much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:56pm
  • that is so fucking funny. I've had that happen once ever. I was smashed, she was worse. I just kept pushing her head lower and lower. then I was like holy shit she is really going at it. I didn't like it that much. balls no lower.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:58pm
  • heyhey is this an STL numbaa?? Naw wayy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:36pm
  • LMFAO @ 4:27 hairy asshole! ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:14pm
  • I HATE HOMOPHOBIC MEN....WORTHLESS SCUM.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:04pm
  • that is DISGUSTING!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:40pm
  • I would never let someone rim me unless there has been a shower after my last dump. It's called courtesy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:09pm
  • That's fucking sick. Strong imagery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:43pm
  • i just threw up in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 314 people, do you prefer jelly or syrup?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:14pm
  • I though guys liked a little tossed salad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:26pm
  • yeah ill lick a guys ass when it turns into a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:08am
  • Now thats how you get pink eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Damnit this is exactly how you get pinkeye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:59am
  • you are not a gentleman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:50pm
  • well said 1:20, well said!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:28pm
  • you did a good thing telling her to wash her mouth before kissing her kid. good job!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:17pm
  • If your asshole is the cleanest part of your body, there is something seriously lacking in your Hygene ritual!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:14pm
  • 7:51...um, how is a GIRL touching you homo? you're a dumb homophobe. chill, rager.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:33pm
  • you need to hit a girl to stop her from licking u?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Wow. Is that you Nic???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:58pm
  • 1:04 -marry me? Seriously, dude don't you fucking clean up after a shit?? Go buy some baby wipes, they do the job real well! Gross bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:04pm
  • hahaha good man, good man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:20am
  • last time i got salladded i farted on her, weirdly enough she got mad at me?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:43pm
  • all u peeps have issues!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Butt hole licking BAD!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:37pm
  • ^ neither are you. Ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:35pm
  • shoulda kissed her and thanked her and then tossed her salad too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:11pm
  • so. bad. (PS...learn to wipe....is it REALLY that hard to properly wipe your ASSES guys?)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:31am
  • ew i'm gonna have nightmares about this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:51pm
  • weird, half the guys on this site will nut in a chicks face and apparantly their eyes, but wont give a smootch after a good salad tossing,. dude cherish her she is a rare find

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:41pm
  • at least you gave her the head's up :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:34am
  • Why on earth do u call that tossing the salad...? Slang is so weird..

    Submitted by MizSmileyFace on May 20, 11 at 3:01am
  • eww shower and get deep cleansed first! that is just gross waaay too gross....yuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:01pm
  • I'm the one that experienced that and that girl gave the best damn head I have ever experienced. No inhibitions from that girl. Sad I had to let the crazy one go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:29am
  • ...well played.. well played...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:15pm
  • hahahahah this is nutz someone gimmee a rimmy plz i'm lacking the experience

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:40am
  • rusty trombone woulda been better..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:03pm
  • I knew a girl who loved ATM but would not rim... don't get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:35pm
  • i'll lick a girls butt but i dont want a girl licking my butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:33pm
  • I had a 43-year-old woman blowing me once and she tried to put a finger in my ass. I must have jumped six feet in the air. Ladies, you gotta warn us before you try something like that. We're just not expecting it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:31pm
  • You didn't return the favor?? She must've been horrible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:11pm
  • i'm with you 251, a tongue in your ass is a tongue in your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:49pm
  • fuck that noise man, i have a hairy asshole haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:27pm
  • You are a fuckinn asshole litteraly what a cunt face you need to lick. Your own ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:33pm
  • way to stay classy st. louis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:53pm
  • If you like a tongue in your ass youre on the wrong side of the fence man. I think prison is more your style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:45am
  • Fuck yes. St louis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 4:40pm
  • That is the best description of what I imagine someone tossing my salad would be like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:12am
  • Well played sir, well played. Now send her my way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:57pm
  • i think you should have kissed her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:11am
  • 7:51 is in the closet..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:35pm
  • I just threw up in my mouth. That is disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:45am
  • Dude, this could have been a good night if you hadn't said anything about her having a kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:30pm
  • HHAHAAH 2:43...love the verbage on salladded. but i think it'd be one l. and no shit, she got mad? NAWWWW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:02am
  • I imagined this *shudders*

    Submitted by triplexhere on Mar 30, 11 at 1:06am
  • Seriously 12:08! I'd NEVER toss a dude's salad *gag*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:58am
  • did this douche not wipe his butt good enough? i'd kiss a lady if she did that to me, it may be the cleanest part of my body.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:04pm
  • LOL 3:05... that weirded me out when I first read it too. I guess I'm a nasty bitch too, I used to lick my man's asshole all the time, then we moved to fingering, then he let me full on strap-on-fuck him. Being the man is fun sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Douche.

    Submitted by pandruz17 on Nov 28, 10 at 12:53am
  • thinking about your dog during that? sick fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:05am
  • yes yes yes.....YES!!!! 1:20 you took the words right out of my mouth AWESOME!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:15pm
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