Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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