I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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