he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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