What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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