I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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