so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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