Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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