haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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