i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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