the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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