I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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