So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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